potatoes make the boobies bigger
***i hate it when people act on impulse. don’t they know that being impulsive just tends to make matters worse? if one is faced with a problem, then he must be sure that he is fit to combat whatever the heck is wrong with his life. one must check all points and consider the pro’s and cons before acting on things. because at the end of the day you know that the important thing is that you were able to pull yourself together and prepare for yet another combat.
***i’ve heard it so many times, and i have once again had the misfortune to hear of this again: "potatoes make the boobies bigger."
Total BS.
i’ve eaten more than enough potatoes to know that my boobies aren’t getting bigger. my PANTS are.
*** is it ever too late to learn? i’ve a 56 year old lawyer [age not confirmed but he surely looks like it] in my class filled with fifteen year olds.
how’s about that for young at heart?
*** why do women have to shave hair [i.e in the armpits] but men don’t. i mean i don’t know about you but i feel disturbed when a man waves about, oblivious to the fact that the hairs in their armpits are saying hello to the world- 3-inches long and all. euww.
*** do you ever wonder why it is so difficult to get out of bed on a workday morning. i’ve had countless days of scurrying and worrying about getting to work on time.
but why is it that when i have my day off that my eyes seem to be on auto-mode and open [and stay open at that] at exactly 6am?
*** what was your first thought this morning?
mine was: "shit, what time is it?"
